Saturday, June 16, 2012

And now it's time for Church Chat . . .





As you well know, there have been some suspicious incidents within our community. These heinous offenses have wreaked havoc within our liiiiiiiittle community and many are quite scared and angry about what is going on. We therefore took matters into our own hands and organized a Neighborhood Watch Program to combat the increase in crime in our community. At our first meeting everyone expressed their concerns and then we got right down to business. First, we discussed what needs to be done to keep these pesky thieves out of our neighborhood. Second, we established the geographical areas of our Neighborhood Watch and determined the perimeters of surveillance. Next, the patrol teams and schedules were set up. We also posted signs throughout the neighborhood letting the would-be thieves know we mean business. Pleased with our accomplishments we then had refreshments and posed for a group picture.









I think our new Neighborhood Watch Program shall be quite successful in ridding our neighborhood of unsavory people. Don’t you agree?









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