And now it's time for Church Chat . . .

Hello, I’m the Church Lady and this is ‘Church Chat’. Everyone has a role model. A role model is someone who you look up to and try to be more like, someone worthy of imitation. It is a person who serves as a model in a particular behavioral or social role for another person to emulate.

So who is your role model?



Try this without looking at the answers to see who is your role model.

1) Pick your favorite number between 1 - 9 .

2) Multiply by 3.

3) Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....).

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number...

5) Add the digits together.





Now with that number scroll down to see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:







1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

3. Michael Jackson

4. Hillary Clinton

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. The Church Lady

10. Barack Obama






I know ... I just have that effect on people ... one day you too can be like me ... :-) Believe it!

Stop picking different numbers!

NOW CHANGE YOUR NAME IN NO. 9 AND SEND IT ON!!

And now it's time for Church Chat . . .

Hello, I’m the Church Lady and this is ‘Church Chat’. Summer is almost over and you know what that means . . . Sunday School! Yes, the most dreaded time of the year for most Sunday School teachers is coming and we must be prepared for all those little heathens and spawns of Satan that come in droves into our classrooms.

Alrighty, then. We can handle this. Since I have been teaching Sunday School for years, I will plan accordingly and be ready for any imminent disturbance or discipline problem that could arise in my classroom. My plan has been thoroughly tested over the years and has NEVER let me down in any way what so ever.

I know you are waiting on pins and needles to know how I can handle a room full of satanic brats with utmost authority and be in total control over all situations. Yes, indeedy. Well, what I use is simple, to the point, and very effective. Anyone can use it and become an expert with it in no time and produce satisfactory results. So what is this wonderful behavior tool? To immediately stop any behavior problems that might creep up in my classroom I always bring my Red Ryder BB gun to Sunday School. It is always loaded and within easy reach so I can whip it out within a moment’s notice to help any student make good behavior choices. Not only can my Red Ryder BB gun be used to deter any disciplinary actions with the students, it can also be used on any parents who get out of line (for example: parents who are late picking up their children because they have been to Super Wal-Mart shopping, parents who use Sunday School as FREE babysitting, etc.).

I am looking forward to another year of teaching Sunday School. Something tells me this is going to be a fun filled educational year!

(Church Lady does her “Superior Dance” as she struts to organ music.)