And now it's time for Church Chat . . .

Hello, I’m the Church Lady and this is ‘Church Chat’. Recently we had our meeting with the Sheriff Department to address the suspicious activity we have been having in our liiiiiiiittle community.

I was just waiting for some lunatic to start rantin’ and ravin’ like mad causing a ruckus making the Sheriff whip out a Taser and shock the idiot a good one. Since the Sheriff is used to dealing with nuts cases he could calm any offending person down toot sweet so we could continue on with our meeting. Alas, we had no “entertainment” and the meeting was conducted with utmost decorum.

Let me just say the meeting was very informative and I know everyone learned a great deal. It is amazing what we as neighbors can do to keep the crime out of our neighborhood. All I can say is look out thugs! We are educated and ready to rumble!

Now we are all armed with knowledge of how to be more safe and secure at home and within our liiiiiiiittle community. We plan on being more diligent in noticing suspicious activity and notifying the Sheriff with any information so they can help stop crime. We also plan to start a Neighborhood Watch Program to keep these hoodlums at bay and get our neighborhood back. I am looking forward to the weeks ahead as we forge together to make our neighborhood safe and secure.


(Church Lady does her “Superior Dance” as she struts to organ music.)